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I am Penelope. I have been selling sex toys and lingerie for almost a year, but I have been having sex for closer to 40 years. Does that make me an expert? No, I am not an expert, but I am very open minded and I am one person that isn’t afraid to talk about sex. Penelope Parties are events where we help women with their sexual hangups and help them explore items that will not only help them masturbate but bring fun back into their sex lives. The biggest thing we teach women is unless you are 16 and on a date, where he is going to spend the next 3 hours trying to put his hand down your pants you need lube. We strongly suggest a silicone lube and this is our favorite. Passion Performance Silicone lube Do you remember how hot and bothered you were when you were 16 and you would spend the first 3 hours working towards getting to second or third base. DAMN, those were some good times. As a woman, I can tell you that I loved how that much attention, would get me going. My panties would be wet and my boyfriend’s jeans were just a little tighter if you know what I mean.😘

You don’t need 3 hours, but I can promise you that if you want to make your woman’s toes curl you need to spend at least 10 to 15 minutes getting her in the mood.  Can we be honest here?  You come home from work and you have been thinking about having sex at least 20 times throughout the day.  If she has little kids at home she has been wiping dripping noses, cleaning up poop, cleaning up peanut butter off the counter and washing your dirty boxers. Or if you have teenagers at home she has been refereeing fights, listing to girl drama, figuring out social schedules and getting the kids from here to there.  If she works outside the home she has still been taking phone calls from your little darlings, trying to figure out what is for dinner and still washing your dirty boxers. Don’t get me wrong, she loves her life, if you are being a great husband and pitching in!  It is just different for guys and girls and she needs a little extra stimulation.

I have two suggestions.

Buy a vibrator for the two of you to use when the time is short.  Basic Vibrators are on our Cherry page and some edgy options are on our Strawberry Page .  Now don’t get all weird about this, she isn’t looking for 12 inches of any penis.  She just wants a good orgasm and sometimes she wants it quick.  The idea is you kiss on her neck, rub her bottom, suck on her nipples while she is using the vibrator.  Once she gets hers, the rest of the time is all about you.  An orgasm makes her want to please you and she loves watching you want her if she has been given what she needs.  Most men tell me that their wife isn’t a huge fan of sex.  Guess why?  You probably are not giving her what she needs. She is either faking an orgasm or she can’t wrap her mind around taking the time.  If she knows that she will get an orgasm, every time you suggest a quicky or a night of passion, she will start wiggling as she walks down the hallway.  Make sex fun again!

I told you I would give you two suggestions.  If you have the time for a night of passion, it is up to you to make that happen.  If you are taking the kids to Grandma’s for the night, you need to start texting at 3:00 pm. about how you can’t wait to touch her.  How the thought of her is making you want the day to be over!  If you need help with this, listen to a country love song.  Those boys know how to make a woman want them.  DON’T SEND HER PICTURES OF YOUR ERECT PENIS, that is NOT going to get her there.  She needs romance and you are the one to give it to her.  Tell her honest things you love about her!  Not, just her body, but her.  Do you love her smile?  Do you think she is sexy when she dances to the radio?  Those things are what she needs to hear.  If you have time, start kissing her passionately when you walk in the door even if the kids are still home.  Don’t grab her boob, grab her, give her a hug and caress her back.  Touch her cheek and then maybe give her bottom a squeeze.  Buy this girl some Lingerie from Penelope and ask her to wear it under whatever she is wearing to dinner.  Let her know the thought of taking it off of her will drive you crazy.  Basically, I know that for most men lingerie is really something that will just end up on the floor.  For a woman, sex is 90% in her head.  If she thinks she is driving you crazy by wearing it, she will be driving herself crazy. If you work on the foreplay BEFORE you come back from your date she will be ready and the foreplay can be extra fun!  DINNER IS NOT the time to talk about kids or what is driving you crazy at work.   If she starts, give her a minute to have her say then tell her something you LOVE about her.  Touch her cheek and tell her you appreciate her.  I know this sounds like a lot of work, but remember how hard you worked to get to second base in high school?  Well, this is work is for a mind-blowing home run.  Check back soon for more ideas that will make your sex life fun and fulfilling.

Love Penelope